arctic sausage

when you do a shit into condom. freeze it and then use it as a dildo for men or woman.

The female used an arctic sausage last night

by 1346798524658795461230 April 13, 2008

artichoke

a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.

b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.

Chumble: Oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants...)

Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)

Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.

by soyz April 6, 2010

arctic freeze

the act of taking a shit and freezing it and later using it as a dildo

she gave herself the arctic freeze last night.

by timndlll November 3, 2008

Arctic Monkeys

An overrated music act, who are apart of the English Indie Pop Punk scene. They engulf the listener in a muffled warble of sound, with no distinguishable notes. They are currently gaining alot of credit, but will eventually fade out to second rate musicians due to the hype of their first cd, "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not", and their inability to create proper music.
The cd title itself, also denotes the band with a pretentious label. It displays them trying to be the 'outcasts' of the music industry, even though there are currently twenty something other bands making it big who sound and act exactly like them.

However, the Arctic Monkeys do have the potential to be good. The lead singer has a fairly decent voice, so if they actually focused on making music and not noise, then who knows, they may actually be good.

Arctic Monkeys are extremely overrated.

by Liam Oates August 4, 2006

Arctic Diaper

The act of shoving snow down someone's pants and the giving them a wedgie.

Jason won the snowball fight with an arctic diaper.

by Max_Immelmann September 25, 2010

Jerusalem Artichoke

A highly delectable flour used in making top notch pasta

"What are we having tonight?"
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound

by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

The Arctic Circle

The ring of residue left on one's nose after thrusting it firmly into one's anal cavity. The residue often resembles the arctic circle in the northern hemisphere of the Earth. Although the arctic circle is white, the residue left on the nose is a brownish tint and a bit sticky to the touch. It often starts at where your nose meets your top lip to the bridge of your nose.

Bro, i even told her to wash her b-hole but apparently she didn't cause i got the arctic circle.

by DoctaThunda December 6, 2011