The type of guy that looks like a little boy and who blushes alot. He has big lips and will possibly have babies with big fat lips. He also happens to be My best friend forever. He is the best person you will ever meet, You wont regret meeting him at all. He is a very lovable person and he is absolutely cute. <3
"Aw your such an albert!"
by kaaaylaaaa. March 8, 2010
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Joe is working out in nothing but gym shorts again.
Yeah, he really likes to abertise when he pumps iron.
Yeah, he really likes to abertise when he pumps iron.
by Zumba gurlz October 5, 2010
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to have albert's syndrome. to become deranged with little to no cause. to act irrationally and have explosive outbursts over minor incidents
by wanifer January 6, 2014
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by Albertalane December 8, 2016
Get the Alberta lane change mug.An albert is a extremely hot guy.He may look gaunt but don't let his thiness fool you.Once triggered, theres no stopping of mayhem within him.
by Recklessdoll4900 April 10, 2017
Get the Albert mug.This imaginary world you think you live in where everyone is good to their word and won’t do you wrong. Drugs, fornication, stealing or lying don’t happen. A world where you can trust everyone you meet and leave your purse unattended and everything is still there when you return.
“You can’t believe he slept with your best friend on your birthday? Sorry this isn’t Ambertopia.”
“Lock the car doors, we’re not in Ambertopia, you know, this is L.A.”
“I can’t believe he put you on a pedestal to make you think you were the only one. Must be nice to live in Ambertopia. “
“Lock the car doors, we’re not in Ambertopia, you know, this is L.A.”
“I can’t believe he put you on a pedestal to make you think you were the only one. Must be nice to live in Ambertopia. “
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