Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

Alan the Karate Kid

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.

Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord

by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013

Alanclan

Worst player in existence

Bro you such an alanclan

by Manamuso May 24, 2018

alanise

Alanise is a cute girl, even though she dosen’t like what you like, she will try to stay on topic. She will always make you smile. She might be complicated sometimes but later she will explain why.

Hi
Bro my alanise is so cool

by : Damn my Sister alanise,cool March 11, 2018

Alannah Marie

The most beautiful and confident woman out there! Very popular and beloved and everything in between. Alannah Maries’ tend to be very sarcastic, so beware! But they’re secretly a softy and care about what you think!

That pretty girl over there must be an Alannah Marie- she’s too cool not to be

by Annie-is-tired July 5, 2018

Alancated

The apportioning of goods, services or resources repeatedly favouring a particular recipient, usually known as Lucky Al.

"Hey, any chance of using that car this weekend?"
"No, it's already been alancated".

by Chive Barrows August 17, 2018

Alandos

One of the most amazingest person in the whole wide world. Someone who ligths up the room everytime he walks in. A person who always knows what to say and when to say it. A very smart, sexy, funny, and loving person. The love of Brianna's life; Her one and only. Someone who trys to deny how perfect he is, but cant really do that because ot would be denying the truth. Someone who has a bright and meaningful future. You are the love of my life. A person who I cant even express how much my love is for them.

Adjectives: boo bear, love, and something eles that shall not be said...at this moment

Ex: Even when im in the room with Alandos I still miss hom so much.
Alandos is so freaking sexy, its crazy

by Eggypanda November 7, 2018