alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack

Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉

by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019

Alternate lifestyle

Different than alternative lifestyle (often used to describe being part of the LGBTQ+ community), alternate lifestyle describes a life outside the social norms. It may include making money by selling drugs, living as part of a gang, living on the streets by choice, choosing a job of stealing/robbery instead of a law abiding legal job. Living an alternate lifestyle is often a choice by someone (at first), where someone is choosing to live alternate to the lifestyle they are currently able to live. It is not someone living without a house due to job loss, or other unfortunate circumstances, it it a chosen lifetyle for whatever reason (looks/sounds cooler than what they are doing, friends are doing it, they are mad at parents and are choosing to live away instead of going home.).

Have you seen Joe?
Na, he's out selling and living un homed, he's trying an alternate lifestyle.

Ahh, yeah his parents are looking for him.

by Moraghlouise March 23, 2024

Alternative Physics

Literal brain rot

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.

by Bane3 July 14, 2024

alternize

To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.

There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.

by JBoftheWikipedia July 24, 2009

alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

by GridSquid September 02, 2022

alternative white man

Someone of darker complexion raised in an administrative military atmosphere.

"What is your nationality?" " I am an Alternative White Man."

by 5tranger09 August 24, 2017