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brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.
That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.
by Zebora September 21, 2017
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redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
by John's fish market September 24, 2017
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Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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OblivionFall After Dark

OblivionFall After Dark is the cummiest of all cum lords
by asdasdasdasdasdfdfeb September 16, 2021
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Guy after 11pm

When the nut hormones kick in and the urge to breed marks that of a gorilla gone rouge.
"Bro I am piped up right now"
"tf? your acting like a guy after 11pm"
by Bacon Danger July 2, 2023
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and that was after the blowjob

1. A dirtier version of "that's what she said" for the 2010s

2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.

3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.

4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.

5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.

6. Can be used in statement or question form
Ashley: Sean and I went out to the bar last night
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"

John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"

Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"
by r0b0Fart January 8, 2012
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The day after July 6th

The day after July 6th is July 7th and on July 7th it’s the International hug day. During international hug day you hug your crush or partner
Friend 1: Yo what day is it?
Friend 2: July 7th, how come?
Friend 1: Ey nice this is the day after July 6th which means it’s international hug day
by anonymous July 6, 2021
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