african blowtorch

The act of jamming a metal rod or spear into an unexpected passerby or your partner furiously until it burns like a blowtorch.

Mark gave Billy an african blowtorch last night and he won't be able to walk straight for weeks!

african blowtorch by thecoolkiddownthestreet August 6, 2011

African common cold 

HIV.

"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

African common cold by FilmSchoolTroll February 24, 2013

African-American 

The word given to black people as a way of making them feel less american then everyone else. Making them feel like they all belong or grew up in Africa when most have families that trace back to america in the 18th-19th century. Or 1700's-1800's for people who don't know.

- A word given to black americans only by other americans, not used in any other countries to refer to black americans.

Son: Why are brown people called African-Americans?

DAD: Because they're all African!
Son: Then why aren't we called European-American?
Dad: Because white people are true Americans.

African-American by TheUrbainDict August 10, 2015

african monkey dick 

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

african monkey dick by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018

african american 

a person of color who should have the same fucking rights as anyone else because this is america and america should be a welcoming country to ALL FUCKIN PEOPLE, including the people who LITERALLY ARE THE FOUNDATION OF IT.

african americans are people too who have feelings and rights that are fucking valid and fucking matter. come at me.

african american by _macy_in_2020_ May 30, 2020

African Idol 

A skinny, pimply redhead kid who dreams of being black. He spends his nights masturbating with twinkies, while listening to Gary Beals MP3s.

African Idol likes to put his own cream in the twinkies, and then eat them whole.

African Idol by Bleached Blonde September 22, 2003

African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"

Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!

African Itchy Bum by stinkybutt55 January 17, 2010