Asstertaste

Having the after taste of butt hole. Usually used in the context of having recently tossed salad.

Also used as nasstertaste if the asstertaste is particularly unpleasant.

dude 1 - man after tossing that chicks salad i had some serious nasstertaste
dude 2 - well you cant really expect a pleasant asstertaste..... i mean you saw her consume a whole bowl of chili with onions

by GOD -1 March 16, 2011

Asteroid Carpet

The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.

In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.

by ZaneD March 10, 2012

Amsterdam slam

The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.

GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.

by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013

Amsterexodus

The mass exodus of potheads to Amsterdam for marijuana, free from the oppression of law.

Man: Jason the pot dealer AND his parents are on their way to Amsterdam right now. Who the hell would want to go to Amsterdam as a family?

Friend: They are all potheads. Potheads usually all flock together to go on a mass Amsterexodus to get weed free from law.

by TCj531 November 27, 2013

asteroids

a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name

Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break

by ninja guitar September 18, 2014

amsterdaming

Smoking pot and engaging in sex with a prostitute.

Yeah, just went Amsterdaming, dude.

by Redguard October 12, 2015

asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day

Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating

by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016