adult furniture

Real furniture purchased or acquired post college; one of the keystone transitions to adulthood.

My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.

by Golf Princess January 14, 2010

Adoption Babysklar for Life

1. The result of an a finalized adoption overturning by a state supreme court. Which leads to:

2. The Adoption Attorney equivalent in denial, same as the Armed Forces denial of Post Stress Syndrome Disorder. Which leads to:

3. Corporate suicide of Adoption Agency See Corporate Suicide in Urban Dictionary

Sociological studies only now determining residual effects.

The truth was there but the adoption attorney hid it under allowance of state statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c, and now this child has an adoption babysklar for life!

by gravy111 November 26, 2010

adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma April 15, 2014

Adolphe

Sexy black man with a HUGNORMOUS DICK

Hello my name is Adolphe, look it up on Urban Dictionary

by GabeHorn September 20, 2019

Adult sex game

A game that promises to make your balls explode fifty two times in one minute. These games are click bait. DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BALLS EXPLODE, BELIEVE ME. They are just a sad excuse to show big tiddied girls with even bigger dicks

Guy 1: hey did you ever click on that adult sex game?

Guy 2: yeah, never been more disappointed in my entire life
Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: man that chick had a bigger dick than mine

by Sweet Satan March 6, 2020

Adopted

When your birth parents give you away and get selected to a different family to live with legally.

Vincent’s parents hated him so he got adopted

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

frosty adult beverage

a ice cold beer; a welcome cold liquid treat on a hot day

Hey, does anyone here want a frosty adult beverage?

by James Cox August 31, 2006