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Accounts Comparison

Accounts comparison is must before use accounting software
by accountscomparison October 4, 2021
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Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015
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dishes accountability

When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to
I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep
by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016
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Account

Account
noun / username

A well-known cheater within most communities. Has a reputation so widespread that when people hear the name, they already know something shady is about to happen.

The kind of player who gets kicked from lobbies before the match even starts, because everyone’s already dealt with the hacks, exploits, and excuses.

He also provided a service also known as a "botnet", each device in the botnet (called a “bot” or “zombie”) is usually a compromised computer, phone, or even an IoT device like a smart camera, the infected devices follow commands from the operator, usually without the owner’s knowledge.
“Bro, don’t invite him — that’s Account. He’s the well-known cheater within most communities.”
by John Jones JR October 1, 2025
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Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.
Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?
by Aciesethos June 29, 2011
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cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
by kiriakouTWO April 19, 2024
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parody twitter accounts

parody twitter accounts are made by cool people and most of these are peak : Caine,Mecha,beezle who is dead, I AM GOD, xen,hat kid,caseoh, parody twitter,the ink demon who is gone for real, fatal error gone as well for real,etc
parody twitter accounts are peak
by FUNNY FURNACE May 7, 2024
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