joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.
"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."
by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013
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DS Account

DS account (darkside account)

An anonymous account that is often used for horny tweeting, thirst trapping, fetish baiting, and sometimes used to upload nudes of oneself; exhibitionistic and/or voyeuristic behavior.
People usually make DS account to gain followers.
What’s even more puzzling is that some of these are hijabis, so they use that;

Hijab = attracts men who fetishize girls in hijabs doing sexual acts

to gain followers while horny tweeting while portraying the moderately pious act.
by Jlpdh December 16, 2019
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account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion
Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts
by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 27, 2017
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Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023
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Protest account

A separate social media account devoted to following companies you will no longer buy from. A means of remembering all of the shady companies you don't like when they are out of the news cycle.
I just added @lllll to my protest account for how they (insert answer here)
by Woah buddy. March 28, 2016
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Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.
Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?
by Aciesethos June 28, 2011
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ship accounts

A ship account is a tiktok account made by someone from the same grade/class that makes videos about other people in the grade and shipping them together.
Yo you heard about the account that's shipping people from our grade on tiktok

"Yeah bro I hate those ship accounts"
by JayGfromQueens September 13, 2023
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