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Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
by Atom500 January 9, 2020
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ABSOLUTE

Said in agreement, approval, appreciation, or acknowledgement during social or non-social situations
Triple M makes a mockery of the Batman all the time.......that's ABSOLUTE!
by TRIPLE.M August 7, 2025
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absolute cheeseburger

said (mostly about food) to indicate something is good
Usually I don’t like salads, but this one is absolute cheeseburger!
by saddestwhiteboy March 2, 2025
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Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
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You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
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bio-absolutism

Proffers that society is a dialectic between people with high levels of sex hormones and people with low levels of sex hormones.

Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.
Bio-absolutism is the rhizomatic (Guattarian) counterpart to Marx's dialecticical materialism.
by zanderfin August 23, 2020
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