Avalon

The craziest school you could think of. Almost everyone there is retarded. People who graduate from there have fake diplomas. It is run by a power hungry principal with an ego problem. The kids are supervised after school by a pedophile loser named Paul who will never make it in the real world, with a real job. Most people that attend there are clueless about things. Some are so out of it they don't know what's going on outside they're own head, if there's anything in their head, that is. There is the real world, and then, there is Avalon.

I had the unfortunate chance of experiencing this hell hole first hand, and in this time I came across people who never stop talking, people who never talk at all, and people who attempt to talk but are utterly incoherent. There were also many petty thieves, whores, pedophiles, back stabbers, and just plain spazzes.

by Wouldn't you like to know? April 6, 2005

abailable

qualified or willing to do something or to assume a responsibility; synonym of 'available'

Calling all fashion bloggers- if you are abailable at 6pm today for 1 hour please contact me urgently.

by Nagzzz May 17, 2011

The Avalanche

When two guys are having sex at the top of a staircase. Right as the "giver" (aka man on top) is about to erupt, he pushes his partener (the "taker") down the stairs as hard as he can yelling "AVALANCHE!".
*note: if done on top of a sleeping bag, this move works like a gem.

Guy #1: "Dude, what happened to your nose?"
Guy #2: "I bumped it last night while gary was giving me the avalanche."

by uragem September 9, 2010

avalanche

A an extremely large bump of Coke, K, or Crystal

Johnny tipped the jar and left an avalanche of K on my hand sending me into outerspace.

by Lee D June 24, 2006

Dirty avalanche

Get 50 of your best mates and one guy/girl and some stairs, Now get all of the guys to jizz on that one lucky guy/girl. making them dirty and white
Then push the (now dirty and white guy/girl) down the stairs, therefore creating an avalanche

A very dirty one at that

Guy one:Hell Mayyyn, that is one durrrty sket

Guy two: I know mayyyn, you know, we should give her a dirty avalanche

by smithsjfc November 11, 2009

available

One who gets no poon ever and is constantly looking for a lover

Ex. Alex Scholl

Alex is available but he doesn't get any.

by mcflyguy18 January 27, 2014

Anailable

A girl at a bar that is readily avaiable to have sex with.

Dude #1: "Hey, there's Jen over there. She's hot."
Dude#2: "Ya, I hit that last week, and now she's totally anailable"
Dude#1: "Nice!"

by chickeneffer October 11, 2009