arse scarf

a sarong, bum scarf

David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.

by Wendizzel September 06, 2011

Arse gas

Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.

Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper

by kerouacfan February 21, 2011

arse sand

Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point

Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

town arse

The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.

Did you go down on that bird last night ?

-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse

by Birchy&Mads March 23, 2021

arse off

For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.

"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."

by lesbopussydestroyer6969 January 09, 2019

Tattie arse

When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.

Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.

by See mack October 07, 2020

Arse burglary

Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.

Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.

Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!

by dirtdawg November 14, 2009