Deformed Elf

some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe

OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair December 13, 2022

Elf

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023

elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.

My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!

by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023

Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but

Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass

by Drogon are da best November 26, 2020

Elf

To be incredibly short and have jerk friends who keep mentioning jokes about you escaping the North Pole. Your ussally able to fit in garbage cans,recycle bins.

the movie elf that is over played at Christmas

The long haired bad ass bow men from lord of the rings

Brandon is such a elf
Why do play elf so much

Elves are way better than dwarves

by The doctor of pubs December 17, 2014

ELF

A nickname for one of the best friends you will ever have! A sweet loving person who will brighten up your day!

Elf is such a light in this world.

by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022

ELF

Evil Little Fucker. . .

K: "L. Jackson is like an elf, y'know?"
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."

by Araucauria September 27, 2021