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Albert

A teacher's pet. Does his homework the day he gets them and goes and asks the teacher the next day on how to make it better. He is a joke between his friends and they all make fun of him and how smart he is.
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Albert

A man who likes Cherry Icees and studies theology
Man, that dude at Subway yesterday was such an Albert.
by James Bonnet October 9, 2020
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Albert Jackson C.

Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.
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Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.
Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.
by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021
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Albert

A hot mother fucka who takes abgs but has no interest in love, preferring instead to eat ice cream because why not. Because he is part Einstein, he is a man whom everyone looks up to for guidance. Although not the best first-person shooter, it is unquestionably the best at grinding in most games. He's easily the most humble and modest person in the room, yet he also doesn't give a damn about anything. He is just concerned with his ambitions, his family, and his friends. He is an honest and practical person, although he has a tendency to lie.
Wow being like an Albert is the best
by Captain Stone November 22, 2021
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._.albert...editz

._.albert...editz is a editor who posts on tiktok. She has 4.4k followers on tiktok!
Scott:hey Tom have you seen ._.albert...editz new tiktok it's amazing!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!
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Albert The rat

a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.
Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret
by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021
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