Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.

Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?

by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020

wood-beck

Anything and everything. Nobody actually knows what it means, but you can place it anywhere in a sentence and it makes complete sense. Very addictive.

Ex: What the wood-beck.
Ex: She is so wood-becked.
Ex: Mom, I am so wood-becked, make me some food.

by wood-becker December 28, 2013

Mad Wood

Getting a raging boner from drawing at least 4 lumber cards in the board game "The Settlers of Catan".

Roman got mad wood on the last turn.

by Thunderhawk6630 March 7, 2015

Dancing on Wood

Another word for grinding ; meaning when a girl dirty dances on a guy making him hard as wood

Woman 1: How was the club last night?

Woman 2: Great I was dancing on wood all night!

by Connor Fitzgerald October 21, 2014

Burning the wood

A saying used when dancing or roller skating to describe how much, how hard or how proficient someone does these activities.

She or he was burning the wood at the dance last night. He or she was burning the wood at the rink last night.

This associated with all forms of dance since wood floors work the best for all of these activities.

by CRL_2 June 11, 2023

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.

Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.

by gerierection December 8, 2011