Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
Someone who has no personal qualities, and immediately does what other sheep would do. The thought of thinking for yourself doesn’t exist. The epitome of a normie..
by incirclebegging December 12, 2018
by jebasauras February 10, 2021
Cheap Thrilling, the act of going online with the sole intent of pursing virtual sexual pleasure with another person.
by HermesFl February 17, 2014
"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.
by JJamie February 23, 2014
One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.
by kittenlover69 April 19, 2011
When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.
“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”
by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 05, 2021