Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.
Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
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Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
by Eris___ February 9, 2023

by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.
by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.
by van whalen December 17, 2009

The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck
>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch
>extracts successfully
>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch
>extracts successfully
by TherealKrebs May 2, 2023

by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022
