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instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.
by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016
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Goober Syndrome

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
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Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
by Eris___ February 9, 2023
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Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!
Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing
by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019
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goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.
Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!
by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016
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goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.
"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"
by van whalen December 17, 2009
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Goobers Luck

The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck

>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch

>extracts successfully
"Where tf did you get the key to do the rapists water " - Donecoin " idk goobers luck ig" -Krebs
by TherealKrebs May 2, 2023
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Gay Goober

“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige
by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022
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