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lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 4, 2020
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Sheep Dit

Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".
When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.
by Baron Von Dukay September 20, 2012
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Cult sheep

Someone who is so dumb that you don't even know how it is possible. There is nothing in their head and if you punched their head it would shatter. Derives from cults which have brain washed people and sheep which are extremely dumb animals.
Mike and Pete were such cult sheep that when they punched each others' heads, both of their heads shattered.
by Lolalolalo February 16, 2014
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Water sheep

Water sheep is the god PewDiePie warships. He has power over everything.

Council of water sheep is ran by 3 godly sheep
Oh great Water sheep, give me answers to my problems
by Jaydayjayday August 22, 2019
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blonde sheep

Blonde sheep, a massive muppet with curly blonde hair. usually name Toby. also goat can mean the exact same.
omg! look its toby, blonde sheep
by MassiveMuppet234 February 26, 2018
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dirt sheep

One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.
He may be dressed like a dirt sheep but that coat sure is a lady slayer.
by kittenlover69 May 9, 2011
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counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.
“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”
by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021
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