Kinking the hose

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.
"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!
by Uncle Spaz June 18, 2015
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kinks together

Complementary, especially in relation to sexually deviant practices. Also, to relate well to another person.

(Sometimes shortened to just "kinked" or "kinks" with the same usage.)

This notion comes from the definition of kink in the 1670s which was a nautical term meaning a twist in a rope. The idea of kinking together is similar to a knot falling easily into place.
You're a sub and I'm a dom, so that kinks together.
by Sabastion Lightfoot May 26, 2010
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TomTord kink

When you have kink where you and your partner wear immaculate red and blue while you do the devils tango. (For example, you wear a red hoodie and your partner wears a blue one)
"Yo i have a tomtord kink"
"Oh my god, me too! lets kiss."
by bootyslayer445 May 08, 2022
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Anti-Kink

Something that one finds the opposite of kinky, and/or finds sexually repulsive.
I don't like media of "sexy" vampires, as vampires are one of my anti-kinks. They're dead, really old, and probably also racist (probably). Who'd want to fuck that?
by Chimera46 May 06, 2020
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Hair kink

The act of enjoying hair on sexual body parts during intercourse.
Jessica has a hair kink for Jeremy.
by Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 29, 2016
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Praise kink

Compliments to lonely attention/affection starved people who think it’s a kink to get genuine compliments from someone
“I have such a praise kink omg”

Bitch no you just starved of affection”
by Deezus nuteus November 15, 2021
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caprisun kink

when one #loves having caprisuns during sexy time. adding the 100% juice to it just spices things up a lil 😻
“i have a caprisun kink”
by candicesmom69 April 27, 2022
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