Makeshift Skis

A lie that you hope will get you through something

I had to make some makeshift skis to get through that meaning

by MlgCatology July 25, 2015

Lil Skies

An amazing rapper that makes sick songs like "Fr Fr" "World Rage" "Red Roses" etc.

Guy 1- My dude ave you heard "World Rage" by Lil Skies?
Guy 2- Yeah! It's epic!

by De Koning March 2, 2020

table ski

Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession

Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.

by Yungjesus420 May 16, 2023

Park Skiing

The place where only people with steeze can enter, yet racers somehow always get in
The domain of park rats and jib ninjas, cigarettes, discarded beer cans, butters and rotations.

My buddy and I went park skiing yesterday, but got so wasted they kicked us off the mountain.
Ughh, those annoying ass racers destroyed all the groomed snow before I could go Park Skiing.

by @somekidwhoskis May 9, 2021

Skiing With The Boys

A slang phrase that means “going to do cocaine with friends”. This colloquialism is often used to discreetly inform others about passed, current, or future sessions where one partakes in the vice mentioned previously. The term “Skiing with The Boys” is unisex as to keep any and all accomplices anonymous. Much of the language surrounding the word involves many references to skiing and winter sports as to not incriminate oneself or their associates.

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Future tense
Friend 1: “Hey, do you want to go Skiing With The Boys tonight?”
Friend 2: “I would love to go Skiing With The Boys tonight. Who are we hitting the slopes with?”
Friend 1:”Just a few close friends and some girls from the bar.”

Present tense
Friend 1:”Skiing With The Boys is so much fun.”
Friend 2:*snorts a line*

Past tense
Friend 1:”I went Skiing With The Boys last night Jimmothy last night! It was crazy!”
Friend 2:”You hit the slopes with Jimmothy? He’s an Olympic level skier! Please, invite me next time.”

by JimmothyOG September 30, 2023

ski-yeet

to yeet someone.

ski-yeet

by ike poll March 13, 2019

ski cat

a woman manually stimulates two men at the same time while sitting in between them.

The brothers paid the hooker extra to ski cat them.

by anonymous September 18, 2017