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Fap free

John has blue balls. He's been fap free for a week.
by Wlou73 July 6, 2015
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Fap Snack

A snack that is eaten while in the middle of a vigorous masterbating session. it is usually something small and able to be eaten one handed, sandwiches are a good Fap Snack.
Guy 1: Dude, last night , I was fapping so hard that I needed to eat me a sandwich while I did it.
Guy 2: Ah ok. So you needed to have yourself a Fap Snack.
by Soda Jive August 25, 2013
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FODDER FAP

When FODDER faps. Usually referring to the leaked video of FODDER (a Counter-Strike cheater) masturbating on camera.
FODDER FAP
Q. Hey man, you know any cool websites?
A. Yeah dude, fodderfap.me is my personal favorite leaked footage of the BIGGEST cuck.
by globlel elite February 11, 2018
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fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something
I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed
by Elite1227 February 23, 2018
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Fap Points

the amount of sexiness rating of an individual or an object, most usually on the internet
She used up all my fap points.
by Jamzy9 January 12, 2014
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Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.
Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017
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Fip-Fap

The act of performing a Fip (fingers inside pussy) while simultaneously performing a Fap (fingers around penis) on a sexual partner.
"BRO. My girl Fip-Fapped me for hours last night."
OR

"Sometimes we just Fip-Fap each other instead of having sex"
by Suhn May 31, 2018
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