Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

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by sharnus March 28, 2023

Crunchy

a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores

My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha

by DiscoLemonade1976 June 18, 2018

Crunchy Chips

The epitome of the perfect human you could ever find, this is the man u can be gay for

He looks like Crunchy chips

by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

Crunchy

Cringy type of Weird

That man looks crunchy

by Dope Boi Loxo March 2, 2020

Crunchy

1.Used to describe something awesome and altogether worth consumption.
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable

1.Does this nug look crunchy to you?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.

2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?

by Clockwork Phoenix July 14, 2019