loptimus prime

Name for a chick with a dick, a guy who is transforming into a chick.

If that adams apple wasnt a dead giveaway check out that buldge.. total loptimus prime

by Holy Ghostbusters December 2, 2011

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Shoptimus Prime

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

by big210 March 11, 2017

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Nemesis Prime

A transformer who is a doppelganger of optimus prime, used normally as a threat to both factions

Oh no, its Nemesis Prime!!

by Oofmanium July 27, 2022

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big robot bitch dude who makes clones of himself to be his slaves bc he has no friends he has to make his own friends cos hes so fucking lonely and needs a hive mind to see what his "brothers" were doing and nobody wants to be his friend cos he keeps conquering the known universe. he was going to conquer Etheria, but didnt succeed and got beaten up by etherians (gay kids) instead. they were going to save sparkles and blondie's furry girlfriend. blondie's furry girlfriend got turned into one of his slaves and sparkles was rescued and then the dream team went back for him bringing back a brocken clone that they thought was bitch 2.0 (hordak). soon the etherians beat his ass with lesbians and his ship turns into big galactic broccoli tree. in conclusion horde prime is a bitchy robot with clones and no friends whose ass got beaten up by lesbians

did i mention Horde Prime is old as fuck?

by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022

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