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Intellec-tard

One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!
by hawesome1 January 14, 2014
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Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.
"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"
by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011
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Tater tard

A person that has a lack of common sense.

May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!

Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!

All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger

Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
by Cone Baby November 2, 2009
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freak-tard

n.

A person who is freaking retarted or retarded. Or someone who is freaky and retarted or retarded. Or a freak who is also retarted or retarded
I don't trust those bridesmaids; they seem like a bunch of freak-tards.
by smaker June 6, 2018
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Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"
"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."
by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011
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Chief Tard

To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.

Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
by The Whenj February 23, 2012
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Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.
We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.
by Moik May 13, 2005
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