Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.

by jgryt February 11, 2022

3ft rule

When playing golf, if a player’s ball is within 3 feet of the hole and another player’s ball makes contact, then the player whose ball was within 3ft gets an automatic par for the hole.

Matt was facing a triple bogey on hole twelve so he invoked the “3ft rule”.

by Nate doggy88 November 9, 2023

Rule of 2

If you do the same minorly flirtatious act to two girls, it doesn't seem like your obviously down bad

I used the Rule of 2 yesterday, she had no idea I like her.

by Ransit ilan November 7, 2023

Nude Rule

This rule applies when you send your homie a nude and then he must send a nude back so it isn’t gay

“I sent you a nude brad”
“Ok John I’ll Send one back due to the Nude rule”

by Eggsarefromcows December 1, 2022

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.

After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023