red hand gang

All people who have accidentally fingered a girl who has the painters in. Named after the early 20th century Serbian revolutionary group

Dammit, I seem to have joined the red hand gang again. Stupid bitch.

by aleij October 1, 2007

grab a handful of second

The process of shifting your vehicle from 1st to 2nd gear, usually in a quick, violent fashion. The shift will most likely be followed by excessive tire spin.

"Those guys just jumped in their vette; you better grab a handful of second and get out of here!"

by michaelbolton1 August 26, 2009

Dead Mans Hand

Pocket Nuke

That Dead Mans Hand is a F**king pocket nuke!

by totalattak May 16, 2012

pakistan sticky hand

the art of blowing a load in your partners hand and then having her lick it off. while taking a shit.

Dan-hey i just blew a load. oh yay im on the potty

Josh-so you gave her a pakistan sticky hand?

by Dinosaur Dan June 9, 2009

diamond hands

A delusion self-congratulatory label for someone who has not idea when to buy and especially when to sell a stock. Supposedly one who refuses to sell despite temporary downturns and marginal gains to hold on long enough to hit the big win and attain fantasy stock-picker-genius status. But, in reality, has no clue how trading or investing actually works and squanders the meagre life-savings accumulated from their $35,000 a year loser job, pawning their electric guitar, and stealing money from their mother's top dresser drawer.

Ed: So, you gonna sell the Game Stop shares now? Doubling your money to $10,000 in three days is pretty cool!

Norton: No way, man, I got diamond hands, I'm holding on all the way to the top!

Ed: So, now that it's crashed what are you gonna do?

Norton: I still got $350 in my account, I'm holding on till GME hits $1,000 per share. Diamond Hands, bitches!

Ed: NO, you cannot sleep on my floor.

by MediumRare February 4, 2021

down to hold hands

Homerun of the Mormon bases system. First base is talking to someone of the opposite gender, second base is getting within 2 feet of someone of the opposite gender, third base is hugging, and homerun is holding hands.

"Can you believe how slutty Larissa is? She's telling all the guys she's DTHH (down to hold hands)"

by Anon100101vfhseivbfhksvbfheuwv May 13, 2012

pimp hand of god

my sexy ass boyfriend

he is one pimp hand of god.

by pimp hand of god! June 18, 2015