polyglamorous penis

The most beautiful, important, shining penis ever. It is the best in every way and it is bad in no ways. It is the longest, Girthiest, Most attractive penis ever
Legend says the cum of a polyglamorous penis grants anime protagonist powers and immortality.

Hey baby, wanna see my, polyglamorous penis?

by Lordbriboi April 14, 2022

Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022

Penis Reduction

Penis Reduction is when you see a old grandma while Horny.
And you lose your erection

Billy: Yo i got the Penis Reduction while looking at margrets vagina
Bob: Billy you cheating on your wife again?

by canadianpersonidk November 2, 2021

Penis plopper

A man who has no control over his penis. Therefore plopping it into various pussies because that’s what dickheads do penisplop.

He will never commit to you he is a Penis Plopper.

by Intuwit2 November 11, 2021

penis demon

a scary demon who says penis and trys to eat you up to have a bigger pp

Demon: PENIS
Person: AHHH ITS THE PENIS DEMON

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022