Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025

Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Electric Boner

A sex move where a man hooks up his dick to a car battery with aligator clips and then fucks his partner.

My friend electric bonered me yesterday!

by Stumpy penis November 10, 2025

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025

Scooby doo boner snacks

When a guy feeds a person their cock in dog food

Do you want some scooby doo boner snacks

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021