Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

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High Amplitude Sucking

When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.

See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm

That girl from last night gave me some fine high amplitude sucking and left me feeling satisfied.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

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Suck

To vape or smoke

‘hey would you like to come outside for a suck?”
“yes I really need a suck”

by I<3diggers November 8, 2021

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Suck

Suck a dick

Person 1: suck
Person 2: okay

by 0fficial.__.kapi November 14, 2021

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Hater of Pornhub:Pornhub suck.
Fan of Pornhub: Your Just A Hater of Pornhub.
Hater of Pornhub: Well pornhub sucks and it means A Hater of Pornhub.
Fan of Pornhub: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Hater of Pornhub: Yeah I said it.

by Llllllll99999 November 20, 2021

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