Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.
by ZlNO September 17, 2023
Get the Kato’s Lawmug. My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-granduncle-in-lawmug. The ending point in a conversation where one participant introduces consuming one's own bodily waste.
Alin's Law:
Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?
Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?
by Crapwellz August 31, 2013
Get the Alin's Lawmug. As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.
Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
by idyt May 15, 2018
Get the Cousin Davey's Lawmug. WILLIAM HENRY GATES III...requirement as to have committed a CRIMINAL ACT with a PRISON PHOTO.
DECEMBER 13, 1977. APD 105 519
A new law FOR CONTROL to prevent any formation PEDOPHILE SEX RINGS where WILLIAM HENRY GATES III (THE THIRD ) was instrumental in the idea by interviewing JEFFREY EDWARD EPSTEIN.
Family situations are no exception as they have to STAGGER hotel arrangements if there are two or more as in opposition to THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW if two or more.
It is possible to the extent of great influence as RESTAURANTS are included in the THE "0NE PEDOPHILE LAW due to the COMET PING PONG PIZZERIA SCANDAL.
Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
DECEMBER 13, 1977. APD 105 519
A new law FOR CONTROL to prevent any formation PEDOPHILE SEX RINGS where WILLIAM HENRY GATES III (THE THIRD ) was instrumental in the idea by interviewing JEFFREY EDWARD EPSTEIN.
Family situations are no exception as they have to STAGGER hotel arrangements if there are two or more as in opposition to THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW if two or more.
It is possible to the extent of great influence as RESTAURANTS are included in the THE "0NE PEDOPHILE LAW due to the COMET PING PONG PIZZERIA SCANDAL.
Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
Listen THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW is only 0NE PEDOPHILE per hotel or motel as after they are told to say when they got one , "as we are totally booked'.
In any public accomodations or housing not anymore can PEDOPHILES share living arrangements under THE " 0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW.
Institutions of learning are not exempt as CLOSE CLASS one THE "ONE PEDOPHILE " LAW is satisfied.
Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
In any public accomodations or housing not anymore can PEDOPHILES share living arrangements under THE " 0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW.
Institutions of learning are not exempt as CLOSE CLASS one THE "ONE PEDOPHILE " LAW is satisfied.
Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 5, 2022
Get the THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAWmug. My pibling-in-law is a good person.
by KNN128 June 15, 2021
Get the pibling-in-lawmug. A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
Get the A Law Woke Barmug.