cake ass

1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible

"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

grizzly ass

The next step up from gorilla ass, Grizzly ass is common in the southern region among tribes who live in swampy areas surrounded by high mountain peaks. It flourishes in muggy climates. The main cause is a lack of soap and water for a minimum of three weeks, and taking huge dooks. The ass hairs form a thick barrier, impossible for turds to penetrate causing severe dingle berries and itching, When scratched the smell will remain on the fingers for weeks(even when scratched through the trousers)Aside from shaving, industrial strength hand cleaner is the only cure. Grizzly ass is not gender specific and affects all walks of life.

After going without a shower and eating MRE's for the last month in Iraq. These long walks were taking a toll on Lcpl Slapahoe's health and welfare, he was now not only fighting insurgents, but a heavy case of grizzly ass as well.

by Bruce Slagbust April 1, 2006

ass bucket

general term for a dense, loud, overbearing or generally stupid person.

When Whitney drinks too much whiskey, she acts like a real ass bucket.

by Jim Ally July 11, 2006

Ass Penguin

(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.

"Hey John, did you see that Ass Penguin buying a fiest at the movies last night?"

by Yeti Hutz April 17, 2010

Ass Cudgel

A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.

Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....

by The_Judgel December 22, 2010

Mid-Ass

1. Half way between your ass and the floor.

2. Between your ass and the panty line.

Ow! I slid off the couch and it caught me mid-ass!

by kaphwan239 June 14, 2010

Ass of Doom

Ass Of Doom

Someone with a really big ass, like something that can block out the sun and usually looks really horrible.

JJ: She has got a horrible bottom
Jon: understatement, that thing is hanging out everywhere. Thats the Ass of Doom

by melvinho July 28, 2010