Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Anal Ghost

When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.

by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

Anal Shake

When you fuck her in the anus, and you pull it out way too fast and she shits herself. You put a cup under her anus, and the poop falls in it. You procceed to put it in a blender with milk and sugar.

What did you eat after training?
- i drank an Anal shake
The one you made after we had anal yesterday?
-yes

by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018

Anal

Something Angel is good at doing and Yesenia is good at receiving.

Mom -“Dylan I’m sorry, apparently defosey gave anal to your grandmother”
Dylan-“Anal? She’s on metapods, dat ass must be steaming!”

by EdLongBottom August 9, 2024

alabama anal

giving your sister anal

i just gave my sister some alabama anal

by ibeatmymeatwannatry March 10, 2019

mind anal

"When you have your head stuffed so far up your ass you hear shit "

Yep classic case if mind anal

by etfrombc93 January 28, 2024

Anal my kananal until it is painful

What you tell your bf when you want anal sex

I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019