Jeopardy Story

When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.

Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.

Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-

Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.

by tractorscum July 27, 2016

Blame-storm

When multiple people try and blame the same event on one another in a group argument

Six people in the elevator and someone slips out a silent bomb, the finger pointing started out small but turned into a full out blame-storm before the doors opened.

by Robyngoodfello December 11, 2016

sad story told twice

Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.

She was a sad story told twice.

by SeaSkye January 6, 2017

semen storm

A rainstorm but instead of rain it is semen.

Alyssa wants a semen storm. She's a fucking horny ass girl

by Purple8InchCock88812 January 12, 2017

Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017

booty storm

The stuff even worse than the stuff that dogs bring in after playing in the yard.

"Geez-louise, look at all that booty storm!"

by Grungus April 18, 2018

golf story

A really awesome game that you should all buy so we can have a second one , please try it its really awesome.

"i wanna do a game of golf story ?"
"HELL YEAH !"

by Wendie123 October 12, 2017