Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022
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A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.
Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
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person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter
person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter
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