wet edging

fucking a garden hose and edging

Larry: I was wet edging in my garden and my kid came home and saw my through a window and I lost my streak.
seamus: you sick fuck.

by anonymous February 27, 2024

Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024

wet a fly

Going to fly fish on a nice summer day.

Wanna go hit 18 on the course today? Nah, let’s go hit the river and wet a fly.

by hailscd August 11, 2018

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

by MegRoe December 6, 2019

hot wet bomb

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related

I just made a hot wet bomb on him

by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Wet patch survivor

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022