Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.

After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway

by redtenor November 27, 2020

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of her face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020