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An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.
To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.
by Shiine-1 September 20, 2021
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Facebookalypse

The death scare of Facebook services while the service was unavailable for over 6 hours on October 4th, 2021. A lot of people started opening different social media accounts. It was a shit show.
Man, we survived through Facebookalypse. But just to be safe, let's open a Twitter account now.
by Facebookalypse October 4, 2021
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verb. To Facebook. When a company updates their DNS records to show they have no servers, thereby de-platforming themselves from the web. However, this is not enough to Facebook. Your own internal systems, including physical building security must be tied to your main public domain identity as well, meaning you can't simply send an update email, log in to any internal systems, open doors, send someone to reset the server, etc.
Did you hear TikTok is down right now?
No... did they Facebook?
Nah, they'll be up in a few minutes.
by mycroft16 October 4, 2021
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If facebook is as harmful as some claim that it is, why would they wait 15 years after it started to make the claims? It's been the same company, same website with a few updates every now and then.
Facebook was never the healthiest way for someone to spend hours of their day, even back in 2008. So what is the point in waiting until 2021 to bring up what was obvious then. The reality is the user controls how much time they spend on Facebook, not Mark Zuckerburg or Facebook. If the user doesn't spend an unhealthy amount of time on facebook by using a little self control, then it's hard to see how facebook is inherently harmful. People once said the same thing about video games, and it works the same way, if the user spends hours of every day playing video games, of course they are creating health problems, both mental and physical. If the user has any self control, it's hard to see how video games are harming anybody.
by The Original Agahnim October 5, 2021
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Karen's space of origin
Random dude- Yo you on facebook

Me- Nah bro not on that cesspool of nonexistent logic.
by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021
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The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.
I deleted Facebook and you should too.
by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021
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a game where you hit other people with books in the face and if you get hit you lose and the other person whens
Max: *comes up to a stranger*
Also Max: *hits with a book*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: yay I won facebook
by nft stealer December 7, 2021
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