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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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Eiketun

The birthplace of Gods, with a constant smell of cheep beer and burnt frozen pizza.
That God has a strange odour or beer and pizza, must be from Eiketun.
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Gimzie: I love you r8 the moo
r8 the moo: Sorry im an einso
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eireann

a chunky white girl with a mega dumpy and a forehead so elongated that if it existed in 9/11 they could've just used it as a landing strip. also pronounced as "airy ann". those named eireann have a tendency to eat little Ceasars pepperoni pizza using their toes, and they like to play fruit ninja on their thighs. if you come across an eireann, run in the other direction, for they will absolutely stretch your anus. they also tend to set their tiktok username as onlyonelemonplease
"Have you met Eireann?" the girl asked her bestfriend.
"Yeah." he responds, holding his hands over his voluptuous anus. "I'm still recovering."
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Bad with braces
She is Einslee
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Someone who is extremely attractive with braces.
Have you seen Einslee she is really pretty with braces
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eieieieieieieie

U r one bored fella, aren’t ya? How many combinations have u found?
Bob: ‘eieieieieieieie’
The other Bob: ‘What?’
Bob: ‘IM SO FUCKING BORED MAN
by Liszt0maniac July 21, 2024
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