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eireann

a chunky white girl with a mega dumpy and a forehead so elongated that if it existed in 9/11 they could've just used it as a landing strip. also pronounced as "airy ann". those named eireann have a tendency to eat little Ceasars pepperoni pizza using their toes, and they like to play fruit ninja on their thighs. if you come across an eireann, run in the other direction, for they will absolutely stretch your anus. they also tend to set their tiktok username as onlyonelemonplease

"Have you met Eireann?" the girl asked her bestfriend.
"Yeah." he responds, holding his hands over his voluptuous anus. "I'm still recovering."

by tw1sted_tr4sh July 14, 2024