Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.

You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?

by Rone4 March 5, 2024

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024

Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024

Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2024

Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party

I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding

by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022

Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.

Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"

by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022