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Gucci Boner

One of the best humorous video and meme accounts on Instagram, quite unique and original.
Have you seen the new Gucci boner video? I've never laughed so hard in my life
by Gucci Boner February 19, 2023
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Domer Boner

When you rip the shmack so many times you get an erection.
Broooo I just got so domed, I think I even got a domer boner!”
by Tavanator February 17, 2020
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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
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Boner Jams

Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm
Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams
by Shaelyn hater April 4, 2021
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Boner Bait

When a guy uses a girl to get off without fucking her often associated with fuckboys
Keith : last night I boner baited Liza
Seth : nice
by Not that slim shady June 30, 2017
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boner barf

The time of when you are about to orgasm and you piss at the same time. Accidentally making a demented baby mixed with urine and cum.
So when me and your mom were making love I accidentally boner barfed inside. That's why you were born as you were son.
by Cbear1621 January 28, 2016
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bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching
her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner
by sankton42 April 24, 2022
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