by jaquefa Romdog March 27, 2017

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.
by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

by pdcjc January 28, 2015

A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.
Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack
by Sam shagga December 2, 2023

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.
by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

The person that gets "J" to the first letter of their first name will grow over a 10 inch cock in their 20s.
by Lexual September 22, 2021

Sally: he is such a dickhead
Lucy:what’s his name again
Sally:Jason
Lucy: wait his name starts with j what did you expect
Sally: your right I should have known Jason was a dickhead he
Lucy:what’s his name again
Sally:Jason
Lucy: wait his name starts with j what did you expect
Sally: your right I should have known Jason was a dickhead he
by Dojakitty March 27, 2020
