Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. by Mrs Beautiful June 4, 2023
Get the Ryanmug. A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It's
unexpected, but he'll make you instantly like him. He
has a big heart, but seems to have an asshole
personality towards specific people. At the end, it's
a joke to make you laugh. He's not a silent person,
and would rather make you laugh than cry. He's a
shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to
message him. He enjoys late night calls, and would
put his friends before himself. He's a person that you
would regret letting.go. If you ever grow feelings for
a Ryan, never let those feelings go. He's a little slow
at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it's
better to see how it goes. He's a great friend, and
could be a great boyfriend.
Ryane, if you ever read this, a girl likes you.
unexpected, but he'll make you instantly like him. He
has a big heart, but seems to have an asshole
personality towards specific people. At the end, it's
a joke to make you laugh. He's not a silent person,
and would rather make you laugh than cry. He's a
shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to
message him. He enjoys late night calls, and would
put his friends before himself. He's a person that you
would regret letting.go. If you ever grow feelings for
a Ryan, never let those feelings go. He's a little slow
at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it's
better to see how it goes. He's a great friend, and
could be a great boyfriend.
Ryane, if you ever read this, a girl likes you.
by Onizuroro June 1, 2022
Get the Ryanemug. by The one fuckin guy February 23, 2024
Get the Ryan Goslingmug. Hot sexy beast, Zeke is hotter though. Zeke is really cool actually way better than Ryan. If anything Zeke is a hot sexy beast and not Ryan. Ryan is still cool though solid 6/10 but Zeke... Damn Zeke is wild, 100/10.
by UltraChad October 27, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. 
Dumb ass bitch who’s actually gay but don’t wanna accept it so he just doesn’t say anything to anyone and thinks he likes looking at men so much because he wants to look like them.
You don’t, Ryan.
You’re just fucking gay
You’re also asian
But mostly gay
You don’t, Ryan.
You’re just fucking gay
You’re also asian
But mostly gay
Ryan: OMG! did you see Jungkook’s new video!! I want him too i m p r e g n a t e me!💕
Billy: Haha me too!!
Jungkook: Haha! I can’t do that! I’m already pregnant!
Ryan: *cries* I was supposed to be your underage drea— wait what
I’m sorry
Billy: Haha me too!!
Jungkook: Haha! I can’t do that! I’m already pregnant!
Ryan: *cries* I was supposed to be your underage drea— wait what
I’m sorry
by Mmmm. c r u n c h i e November 8, 2019
Get the Ryanmug.