reverse punchline

When a comedian tells a joke or a story, they say the actual funny part at the end and the comedians voice trails off and acts like it’s nothing making it even funnier due to a complete dependence on the audience paying attention, usually ended with a dead stare.

Reverse punchline
I had a nightmare

It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares

And they said, nightmares, what are those?

by Pgrogz September 28, 2019

National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October

O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them

by Negraborgari October 9, 2019

chess-punch

A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.

Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.

Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.

by dave342314 October 10, 2019

Frunt punch

When you drink fruit punch from the front

Let me get some of that frunt punch

by The cheesekake man or Blake November 22, 2019

Nut punch

When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air

Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere

by Soulsrest December 10, 2019

tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package

Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?

by Easy rock October 24, 2019

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019