Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.

Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!

by jay asf February 8, 2021

penis cleaner

a q tip type device that is shot out of a tiny pistol like mechanism straight into the penis hole, it is also known as the male tampon

aye man, im feelin kinda leaky rn, do you got a penis cleaner?

by shlonkylover February 21, 2021

penis up

it like push ups but you are using your penis like hands and it make your penis buff

I will do over 9000 penis ups

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Taylor’s penis

Around 8-10 inches, very massive

Yh Taylor’s penis is about 8 inches

by Biggajan March 13, 2021

Interrupting Penis

A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.

I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!

by Cat Drost 2525 March 20, 2021

penis fold

when a man with an uncut penis has their foreskin fold and point the pee hole at one of his legs

me peeing and gets some on my leg: AHH FUCK MY PENIS FOLDED

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

kai’s penis

Something That Doesn’t Exist And Isn’t Visible During Sex
Kai is Typing...

Person #1 : Hey Have you Seen Kai’s Penis? It’s the Size of My Brain!
Person #2 : You’re hella stupid, that makes sense

by iiv April 16, 2021