implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007

sack packer

One who teabags. Can mean in real life or in a video game.

Random conversation: That guy's a total fucking sack packer.

After dieing in Halo 3: Fuck, I was killed. Fuck you you teabagging sack packer! (after seeing some noob teabagging the corpse)

by Kid Aqua January 6, 2008

faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)

Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!

by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009

ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.

Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.

by patriqo March 1, 2009

guilt package

The act of making a team member or friend feel bad by showing how much work you have completed on a project you have both working on, by making them realise how little they have done.

I got more results from Terry once I showed him my guilt package

by Billy Shoepack February 5, 2009

Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.

Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.

by ride6red June 1, 2009

Ten Packer

A person who picks up insulin suringes for use of illegal drugs. Usually characterized by bad breath, missing teeth ie. typical trailer trash junkies.

Did you see that "Ten Packer"? He reeked of booze and only had one tooth.

by rxman9696969696969 July 24, 2009