Midget Milk

The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra

EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Milk

Something a dad has been looking for for years.

My dad still hasn't come back with the milk for 16 years...

by Not a heather June 21, 2021

Milk

Calcium juice
And/or
Cereal sauce

Would you like some cereal sauce on your cereal? And/ or milk?

by PALPATINE123 November 14, 2019

milk-in-a-bag

when milk is in a bag. but the bag becomes milky.

there is milk in this bag. therefor we call it, - milk-in-a-bag

by tomaxxxxxxxxxxxx October 13, 2020

Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.

Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.

by lil benzo October 19, 2020

Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.

“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious

by memes124 April 7, 2021