Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025

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Zachary Dotson

Zach is a cool ass MF! He's tall, and will wire up an electric box like that flashy dude from black ops zombies. Drives a Big white Chevy like a chariot in the Renaissance. Pookie bear Zachy

Pookie bear Zachy, your crew loves youuuu, Zachary Dotson

by Parro is lame October 21, 2025

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Beer Dot

A ring around the lips from people using too much suction while Drinking beer bottles

(Created by STRXCH Beatz)

Used in a sentence:

"Yoo go check the mirror, you got one hell of a Beer Dot Partner..🍺"

by STRXCHbeatz December 8, 2025

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Go Shag Dot

When someone in a group just isn't liked, and everyone tells them to "Go Shag Dot" when he/she speaks.

Girl (who is liked); Hey, do you all want to come to my house?
Group; Yeah, sure
Boy (who isn't liked); Then we can stay at my house?
Group; Go Shag Dot!

by GSDABADB October 18, 2008

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