Pennsylvanian bush trimming

This is to grab a hedge trimmer, and try to trim your significant others pubes while your best friend gives him oral.

Ma’am what is the reason of being in the er
me and my boyfriend tried Pennsylvanian bush trimming and i missed his pubes

by heheheha_vr January 6, 2025

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Bush Prancing

When you're drunk and decide to fall into bushes.

"Get your coat; We're going Bush Prancing."

by HappyCrocodile24 April 5, 2023

pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

Bush Chicken

Bush Chickens are chickens that hide in bushes. They have puffy green feathers and are very shy.

They only live in Ontario, unfortunately.

"I saw a Bush Chicken on my driveway last night."

by Mr. Zonks May 17, 2021

Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

Bush blew

When you rub the tip of your cock on her pussys bush, and you blow your load on her labia Majoria and labia minor a at the same time.

Man, that girl I fucked last night i Bush blew her so hard.

by Back door dog July 3, 2018