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Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.
My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.
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sex slave

Some one who is owned by another person for the purposes of sex.
John's got kathy as a sex slave.
by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009
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dolphin sex

The next step to take after trinity when showing one the true horrors of the internet. The site contains explicit and very detailed instruction on how to "mate" with male and female dolphins, geese and other animals. Despite what many may tell you the site is, indeed, real.
www.dolphinsex.org
by Anonymous August 4, 2003
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bud sex

Having sex with your buds.
"Hey those two guys seem a little too close."

"Yeah, they have bud sex."
by wssdesigns May 24, 2006
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Vampire Sex

A type of sex that involves very violent movements and intense, chaotic actions. Key indicators that vampire sex has taken place would be bruises on the girl, bite marks on nearby pillows, the headboard, or possibly even the mattress.
Diane saw the pillow torn in several places and her roommate's arms bruised badly. She assumed Gary was over last night and had wicked Vampire Sex.
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Drug Sex

Sex between people while on drugs
We smoked some crack then had awesome drug sex.
by Johny Boy 2 September 27, 2008
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Sex Shuffle

While having sex, you play your iTunes with the shuffle turned on and thrust to the beat.
Bob gave Sherry the ol' sex shuffle.
by The Loge August 12, 2006
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